brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

solluxe-books: simstuck: i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my biiiiiiike THERE ARE MORE COMING DOWN THE STREET I’M GOING TO CRY
ny-sirenita: page 42 my favorite exile was definitely aimless renegade but wayward vagabond man..
hipananus: connections available!
imurugi: sheik790: Red Ranger Pizza Party Why am I laughing so much at this?
wildparsnip: karkat on a clipart chair

fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

roastings:

“are you straight or gay?”

yes

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire